THE ANSWER KEY IS:
"Wedding Advice for the Happy Couple"We are so (adjective) for Liz and Chris. They are the most (adjective) (plural noun) and we wish them nothing less than (adjective) (noun) for the rest of their lives together. My best advice? Don't forget to (advice) before you (verb) and (advice) after the (noun). Chris should always (verb) Liz's (noun) and Liz should always (verb) Chris' (noun). We wish you (number) years of happiness and (adjective) (noun).
Read 'em and laugh, folks. Let's see which one Liz chooses as the champion!
How to play this game
Respond to this post with a comment that contains your selections for each of the following blanks. On July 21st, we will post the actual mad lib, and the person with the BEST answers (as chosen by the bride herself) will win! Make sure you check back on July 21st to laugh at the answers and see if you're the lucky winner.Mad Libs: Advice for a Lifetime of Love
(1) Adjective ________________(2) Adjective ________________
(3) Plural Noun ______________
(4) Adjective ________________
(5) Noun ___________________
(6) Advice (brief phrase or sentence)
(7) Verb ___________________
(8) Advice (brief phrase or sentence)
(9) Noun ___________________
(10) Verb __________________
(11) Noun __________________
(12) Verb __________________
(13) Noun __________________
(14) Number ________________
(15) Adjective _______________
(16) Noun ___________________
(1) Fluffy
ReplyDelete(2) Slippery
(3) Aardvarks
(4) Angry
(5) Thumbtack
(6) Sleep with a blanket for each of you.
(7) Squirting
(8) Don't smash plates during fights.
(9) Playing Card
(10) Lucky
(11) Soup Can
(12) Emerging
(13) Train Track
(14) 69
(15) Paisley
(16) Button
(1) Red
ReplyDelete(2) Squishy
(3) Children
(4) Bouncy
(5) Chicken
(6) Go big or go home
(7) Fly
(8) Love is a verb
(9) Tinsel
(10) Elaborate
(11) Buttercup
(12) Season
(13) Tiger
(14) 42
(15) Fancy
(16) Big toe
1) slippery
ReplyDelete(2) bouncy
(3) boobs
(4) firm
(5) dick
(6) Touch often!
(7) thrust
(8) Chargers are not for food.
(9) ass
(10) slap
(11) lips
(12) jiggle
(13) dildo
(14) 13
(15) sparkly
(16) lube
I REGRET NOTHING
(1) Adjective: Shiny
ReplyDelete(2) Adjective: Vivacious
(3) Plural Noun: Octopi (or Octopuses, depending on your preference)
(4) Adjective: Stylish
(5) Noun: Scissors
(6) Advice: Don't leave the stove on when you leave the house.
(7) Verb: Utilize
(8) Advice: Test your smoke alarm once a month.
(9) Noun: Gryphon (because they're cool)
(10) Verb: Peruse
(11) Noun: Puzzle
(12) Verb: Mesmerize
(13) Noun: Knot
(14) Number: 42
(15) Adjective: Dusty
(16) Noun: Keyboard
Enjoy, Liz and Chris! We wish you all the best!
Gretel & Brad
(1) Fizzy
ReplyDelete(2) wet
(3) underpants
(4) pink
(5) computer
(6) don't run with scissors
(7) shake
(8) It's a trap!
(9) toilet
(10) jump
(11) mountain
(12) swim
(13) beer
(14) 27
(15) loudly
(16) pony
(1) Epic
ReplyDelete(2) Purple
(3) Chests
(4) Hidden
(5) Assassin
(6) Don't stand in the fire.
(7) Disconnect
(8) It's always a hunter weapon.
(9) Pickaxe
(10) Quaff
(11) Dragon
(12) Straddle
(13) Sangria
(14) Over 9000
(15) Tipsy
(16) Orcs
1) Adjective Wacky
ReplyDelete(2) Adjective Wonderful
(3) Plural Noun Couple
(4) Adjective Zany
(5) Noun Unit
(6) Advice Don't sweat the small stuff.
(7) Verb Love
(8) Advice Let love guide each decision.
(9) Noun Feelings
(10) Verb Appreciate
(11) Noun Patience
(12) Verb Care
(13) Noun Family
(14) Number 26
(15) Adjective Grateful
(16) Noun Relationship